Q: What do rabbits say before they eat? A: Lettuce pray. What do you call 100 rabbits walking backwards? A receding hare line. A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit in the woods….

The Talking Horse A talking horse walks into a bar and approaches the manager. “Excuse me, good sir,” the horse says, “are you hiring?” The manager looks the horse up and down and says, “Sorry,…

What do you call a bear without any teeth? A gummy bear. What would bears be without bees? Ears. How can a bear catch fish without a pole? They use their bear hands. What is…

What happened to the shark when he got famous? He became a starfish! What do you get when you cross a shark with a snowman? Frostbite! What did the seal with a broken arm say…

Q: What do you call a dog magician? A: A labracadabrador. It was the end of the day when I parked my police van in front of the station. As I gathered my equipment, my…

An armed panda bear and a scientist walk into a bar. The panda orders a sandwich, eats it, shoots the scientist, and walks out of the bar. The scientist explains while dying: “a panda bear…

Baby snake \- Mom, are we venomous?, said the baby snake \- No, we aren’t at all! Why? \- Phew! Because I just bit my tongue! A blind rabbit and a blind snake were friends….

1. What is the best way to communicate with a fish? Drop it a line! 2. What kind of fish only swims in hot oil? Fish Sticks. 3. Which day do fish hate? Fry-day! 4….

Cars are some of the most adorable and funniest animals on earth. Everything they climb at craziest heights, sleep in silly places and does things that will make us laugh out loud. Thanks to their…