What do you call a bear without any teeth?

A gummy bear.

What would bears be without bees?

Ears.

How can a bear catch fish without a pole?

They use their bear hands.

What is a bear’s favorite soda?

Coca Koala.

What happens when a bear is in the rain for too long?

He becomes a drizzly bear.

What happened when the bear applied at the movie theater?

He was told he was not koala-fied.

Why did the two bears break up at the North Pole?

They were polar opposites.

How did the grizzly walk in the snow?

Bear footed.

What is a polar bear’s favorite snack?

Brrrrrittos.

What is a polar bear’s favorite food?

Iceberg lettuce and snow peas.