What happened to the shark when he got famous?
He became a starfish!
What do you get when you cross a shark with a snowman?
Frostbite!
What did the seal with a broken arm say to the shark?
Do not consume if seal is broken!
What did the shark say when he ate a clownfish?
This tastes a little funny!
Where do sharks go on holiday?
Finland!
What do you call two sharks who get married?
Hooked for life!
What’s a shark’s favourite TV show?
Shark trek!
A prospective businessman enters the Shark Tank.
Shark 1: What’s your business idea?
Businessman: Ridiculously wide sunglasses.
Shark 1: I’m out.
Shark 2: I’m out.
Hammerhead shark: Tell me more. . .
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