Cars are some of the most adorable and funniest animals on earth. Everything they climb at craziest heights, sleep in silly places and does things that will make us laugh out loud. Thanks to their hilarious personalities, there are a lot of cat jokes and comics out there. Below are 30 of the funniest jokes and comics about cats that are purrfeclty hilarious.

1. Why are cats great singers? Because they’re very mewsical!

2. What do you call a cat who loves to bowl? An alley cat!

3. What’s a cat’s favorite dessert? Chocolate mouse!

4. What type of cat works for the Red Cross? A first aid cat!

5. How do two cats end a fight? They hiss and make up!

6. Why was the cat so agitated? Because he was in a bad mewd!

7. What’s a cat’s favorite color? Purr-ple!

8. How do you know a cat is agitated? He’s having a hissy fit!

9. Why did the cat wear a fancy dress? She was feline fine!

10. Where does a cat go when it loses its tail? The re-tail store!

11. What’s a cat’s favorite magazine? Good Mousekeeping!

12. In what kind of weather is a vet the busiest? When it’s raining cats and dogs!

13. Why can’t cats play poker in the jungle? Too many cheetahs!

14. What is a cat’s favorite movie? The Sound of Mewsic!

15. Funny cat joke about a scratch pad

16. How does a cat decide what it wants from the store? It flips through the cat-alog!

17. Why do cats always win video games? Because they have nine lives!

18. What’s another name for a cat’s house? A scratch pad!

19. What do you call a cat who lives in an igloo? An eskimew!

20. What do cats use to make coffee? A purr-colator!

21. What do cats like to eat on a hot day? A mice-cream cone!

22. How is cat food sold? Usually, purr the can!

23. What do cats love to do in the morning? Read the mewspaper!

24. What do baby cats always wear? Diapurrs!

25. What should you use to comb a cat? A catacomb!

26. How do cats stop crimes? They call claw enforcement!

27. What should you say to your cat when you leave the house? “Have a mice day!”

28. What do you call a cat wearing shoes? A puss in boots!

29. Why was the cat afraid of the tree? Because of its bark!