10 Funny Jokes by Chris Rock
1. Don’t argue! You cannot win, you cannot beat a woman in a argument. It’s impossible you will not win. Cause men, we are handicapped when it comes to arguing cause we have a need…
7 Popular Jokes of 2020
A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The driver says: ‘Ugh, that’s the ugliest baby I’ve ever seen!” The woman walks to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says…
10 Funny Jokes to Make Her Laugh
Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears! Is there an airport nearby or is it my heart taking off? Was your dad a boxer? Because, you’re a knockout! Would…
8 Hilarious Barber Shop Jokes
A catholic priest goes to a barber. Once the haircut is finished, the priest reaches for his wallet. The barber says, “I cannot accept payment from a man of the cloth, it is my honor…
10 Bear Puns that are UnBEARable
What do you call a bear without any teeth? A gummy bear. What would bears be without bees? Ears. How can a bear catch fish without a pole? They use their bear hands. What is…
7 Grandfather Jokes that Will Shed Light in this Coronavirus Pandemic
Homeschooling is going well. Two students suspended for fighting and one teacher fired for drinking on the job! So, after this quarantine, will the producers of “My 600-Pound Life” just find me or do I…
15 One-Liner Jokes to Get Her Attention
If these funny one-liner jokes won’t get her attention, then nothing else will. My girlfriend told me she was leaving me because I keep pretending to be a Transformer. I said, “No, wait! I can…
10 Classic Jokes Anyone Can Get a Laugh At
Where does the General keep his armies? In his sleevies. What’s the best thing about Switzerland? I don’t know, but their flag is a huge plus. Where do you find a cow with no legs?…
10 Jokes That Your Dentist Can Relate To
Patient: How much will it cost me to have this tooth pulled out? Dentist: £500 Patient: £500 for just a few minutes work? That’s hardly cheap. Dentist: No worries, I’ll pull it out slowly if…
13 Jokes that Will Bring Laughter this Christmas Season
What did one Angel say to the other? Halo there! What type of key do you need for a Nativity play? A don-key! How did Mary & Joseph know how much Jesus weighted when he…