Shirt Not Big Enough And he was offended at my show. Not by anything that I said, but because of the fact that now at the shows I started selling T-shirts and apparently, I didn’t…
What happened to the shark when he got famous? He became a starfish! What do you get when you cross a shark with a snowman? Frostbite! What did the seal with a broken arm say…
So far, this is the oldest I’ve been. George Carlin “Time and tide wait for no man, but time always stands still for a woman of thirty.” –Robert Frost “As a senior citizen, you may…
What did one boat say to the other boat? Are you interested in a little row-mance? Knock, knock. Who’s there? Olive. Olive, who? Olive you, and I don’t care who knows it. What is the…
A man speaks frantically into the phone, A man speaks frantically into the phone, “My wife is pregnant, and her contractions are only two minutes apart!” “Is this her first child?” the doctor Asks. “No,…
I was in the supermarket the other day with my fiance I was in the supermarket the other day with my fiancee and pointed out a guy who had lowered his mask to pick his…
Q: What do you call a dog magician? A: A labracadabrador. It was the end of the day when I parked my police van in front of the station. As I gathered my equipment, my…
1. “There’s nothing worse than telling a dumb-ass lie and getting caught telling a dumb-ass lie….I’m in my car, I’m driving. My boy calls me, I pick up. ‘Yo, Kevin, what up?’ Instantly I lie….
We all need a laugh from time to time, especially our kids. To keep your children smiling especially during these times of crisis here are 12 of the best jokes for little ones. Why did…
Did you hear about the wooden tractor? It had wooden wheels, wooden engine, wooden transmission and wooden work. What did the neurotic pig say to the farmer? You take me for grunted. How did the…
