Question: Are you a booger? Answer: Because you’re so hard to get. Question: Are you my dentures? Answer: Because I can’t smile without you. Question: Do you want to hear a joke about pizza? Answer: Never mind,…

Me and my wife know the secret to a happy Marriage… Twice a week we go to a nice restaurant. She goes Mondays I go Fridays. An engaged man asked his father for advice for…

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I was in the supermarket the other day with my fiance I was in the supermarket the other day with my fiancee and pointed out a guy who had lowered his mask to pick his…

When you are at the thick of a divorce, it is probably not funny. But then again, it would do you a great favor to have some laugh and lighten up a little. So embrace…

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