What’s a pirates favorite letter? (insert: you saying “R”)You’d think it’d be the “R” but it’s the “C.” A man walks into a bar and it’s empty – it’s just him and the bartender. He…

A woman asks the carpenter to fix the wardrobe… A woman asks a carpenter to fix the wardrobe in their house because when the train is passing by the house, the wardrobe shakes and makes…

Today I shocked the mailman by coming to the door naked. I don’t know what freaked him out more, the fact that I was naked or that I knew where he lived. A mailman notices…

A catholic priest goes to a barber. Once the haircut is finished, the priest reaches for his wallet. The barber says, “I cannot accept payment from a man of the cloth, it is my honor…

Patient: How much will it cost me to have this tooth pulled out? Dentist: £500 Patient: £500 for just a few minutes work? That’s hardly cheap. Dentist: No worries, I’ll pull it out slowly if…

A man speaks frantically into the phone, A man speaks frantically into the phone, “My wife is pregnant, and her contractions are only two minutes apart!” “Is this her first child?” the doctor Asks. “No,…

Did you hear about the wooden tractor? It had wooden wheels, wooden engine, wooden transmission and wooden work. What did the neurotic pig say to the farmer? You take me for grunted. How did the…

I was at the hospital and I walked into a surgeon’s office “Can I help you?” He asked. “I keep thinking that I’m a moth.” I replied. “You probably want a Psychiatrist for that.” “Yeah,…

Chances are you have encountered a Karen in your life. Karen is a pejorative term for someone who is referencing a specific middle-class woman who shows behaviors that stem from privilege. A common Karen is…