• How does a military joke start? At “attention”!

• What do you call a soldier who survived mustard gas and pepper spray? – A seasoned veteran!

• Why did the sailor bring a ladder to the Navy party? Because he wanted to “raise” the bar!

• What do you call a Navy officer who can’t find their ship? A “sub”marine!

• What did the ocean say to the Navy sailor? Nothing, it just waved!

• Why did the Air Force officer start a band? Because they wanted to play some “air”-guitar!

• How do Air Force pilots greet each other? With a high “flyve!”

• What’s a Navy SEAL’s favorite type of sandwich? A “sub”-marine sandwich!

• Why did the Marine start a bakery? They wanted to make some “tough”-cookies!