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9 Jokes About The Military. – Laugh On The Daily

9 Jokes About The Military.

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  • How does a military joke start? At “attention”!
  • What do you call a soldier who survived mustard gas and pepper spray? – A seasoned veteran!
  • Why did the sailor bring a ladder to the Navy party? Because he wanted to “raise” the bar!
  • What do you call a Navy officer who can’t find their ship? A “sub”marine!
  • What did the ocean say to the Navy sailor? Nothing, it just waved!
  • Why did the Air Force officer start a band? Because they wanted to play some “air”-guitar!
  • How do Air Force pilots greet each other? With a high “flyve!”
  • What’s a Navy SEAL’s favorite type of sandwich? A “sub”-marine sandwich!
  • Why did the Marine start a bakery? They wanted to make some “tough”-cookies!

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