10 Hilariously Funny Plumber Jokes
Three men are chatting when the first says, “I think my wife is having an affair with a plumber. “I went home last night, and what did I find under the bed? A pipe.” “I…
Three men are chatting when the first says, “I think my wife is having an affair with a plumber. “I went home last night, and what did I find under the bed? A pipe.” “I…
What’s the difference between deer nuts and beer nuts? Beer nuts are always over a dollar, deer nuts are always under a buck. Goofy, I know, but still makes me laugh 20 years after I…
Question: Are you a booger? Answer: Because you’re so hard to get. Question: Are you my dentures? Answer: Because I can’t smile without you. Question: Do you want to hear a joke about pizza? Answer: Never mind,…
What’s a pirates favorite letter? (insert: you saying “R”)You’d think it’d be the “R” but it’s the “C.” A man walks into a bar and it’s empty – it’s just him and the bartender. He…
1. Do old-time hockey players get gerihat-tricks? 2. You know what the young chicken said the old, “You’re no spring chicken!” 3. How are stars like false teeth? They both come out at night! 4….
Me and my wife know the secret to a happy Marriage… Twice a week we go to a nice restaurant. She goes Mondays I go Fridays. An engaged man asked his father for advice for…
A woman asks the carpenter to fix the wardrobe… A woman asks a carpenter to fix the wardrobe in their house because when the train is passing by the house, the wardrobe shakes and makes…
Q: What do rabbits say before they eat? A: Lettuce pray. What do you call 100 rabbits walking backwards? A receding hare line. A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit in the woods….
1. Twitter seems like a busman’s holiday: just more writing. I have no plans to do it. I’ll just stick with my 24/7 webcam. I’m old-fashioned that way.” 2. I really love cursing a lot….
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken behind it didn’t know how to socially distance properly. Who’s idea was it to sing “Happy Birthday” while washing your hands? Now every time I…