What happened to the shark when he got famous?

He became a starfish!

What do you get when you cross a shark with a snowman?

Frostbite!

What did the seal with a broken arm say to the shark?

Do not consume if seal is broken!

What did the shark say when he ate a clownfish?

This tastes a little funny!

Where do sharks go on holiday?

Finland!

What do you call two sharks who get married?

Hooked for life!

What’s a shark’s favourite TV show?

Shark trek!

A prospective businessman enters the Shark Tank.

Shark 1: What’s your business idea?

Businessman: Ridiculously wide sunglasses.

Shark 1: I’m out.

Shark 2: I’m out.

Hammerhead shark: Tell me more. . .