5 Hilarious Jokes About Happy Marriage
Me and my wife know the secret to a happy Marriage… Twice a week we go to a nice restaurant. She goes Mondays I go Fridays. An engaged man asked his father for advice for…
10 Carpenter Jokes that Are Outrageously Funny
A woman asks the carpenter to fix the wardrobe… A woman asks a carpenter to fix the wardrobe in their house because when the train is passing by the house, the wardrobe shakes and makes…
10 Hilarious Jokes About Rabbits
Q: What do rabbits say before they eat? A: Lettuce pray. What do you call 100 rabbits walking backwards? A receding hare line. A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit in the woods….
Tina Fey’s Ten Best Jokes
1. Twitter seems like a busman’s holiday: just more writing. I have no plans to do it. I’ll just stick with my 24/7 webcam. I’m old-fashioned that way.” 2. I really love cursing a lot….
10 Coronavirus Jokes to Lighten the Mood
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken behind it didn’t know how to socially distance properly. Who’s idea was it to sing “Happy Birthday” while washing your hands? Now every time I…
10 Jokes that Will Make You Feel Old
1. You know you’re getting old when you wake up with that morning-after feeling, and you didn’t do anything the night before. 2. Don’t worry about avoiding temptation. As you grow older, it will avoid…
10 Cheesy Pick-up Lines to Make Your Crush Smile
1. Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears! 2. Do you know what my shirt is made of? Boyfriend/girlfriend material? 3. For some reason, I was feeling a little…
10 Horse Jokes That You Can’t Help But Laugh
The Talking Horse A talking horse walks into a bar and approaches the manager. “Excuse me, good sir,” the horse says, “are you hiring?” The manager looks the horse up and down and says, “Sorry,…
10 Best Mailman Jokes
Today I shocked the mailman by coming to the door naked. I don’t know what freaked him out more, the fact that I was naked or that I knew where he lived. A mailman notices…
10 Jim Carrey Jokes that Will Get You Laughing
He who hesitates, masturbates. Dry land is not a myth. I’ve seen it. Kevin Costner. Waterworld. I don’t know what the big fuss is about. I saw that movie nine times. It rules! My teacher…