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Summer 2020
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Greetings and salutations!
I will post, mock(yeah),ing (yeah), list, argue, a variety of stuff in categories. Not a fan of categories but the big shot upstairs demanded it. I will not just slap it on. Ya hear! Okay….
Send us your theory about the world, and you’ll get a trophy
So how will the world be different after this? How will your world be different after this? So called experts have all sorts of theories. Send us your theory. In 2026, if you are correct,…
A different kind of mask
Who doesn’t?
I love wearing my mask after eating black licorice.
This is one of the drawbacks of Quarantine
One of the real drawbacks of this quarantine is that you have no work or see anybody, so all your grooming duties go by the wayside. Ear hair, eyebrow hair is growing long and crazy….
Be Careful What You Say
Well, they’ve added three months to all of us staying home, and wearing masks when going out. One piece of advice: Be Careful What You Say when you’re wearing a mask. Nobody knows when you’re…
No Progress on my Todo List
Well it seems like it’s winding down here in Los Angeles. More people going to work. Less cars in my condo complex parking lot. I looked at my To Do List that I made in…
BREAKING NEWS!
Because the news is so funny, our new segment called BREAKING NEWS will begin today with this nugget: http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/misuse-911/ohioan-claimed-her-pussy-was-ablaze-701438?fbclid=IwAR3qWsElgAm4muDr-j7CAzoHrXSdQM5geVEtie3_dPH1ZDfFwz5C–63ESQ There really should be a sports team called The Praying Mantises. https://www.tmz.com/2020/05/07/praying-mantis-kills-eats-murder-hornet/?fbclid=IwAR3xBDDVa_i0JQk0MtXXRXzVyswL6EAECAOGlNdWz1ga3YdYQEsstBb10Pk
