Question: Are you a booger?

Answer: Because you’re so hard to get.

Question: Are you my dentures?

Answer: Because I can’t smile without you.

Question: Do you want to hear a joke about pizza?

Answer: Never mind, it’s too cheesy.

Question: Have you been eating sugar?

Answer: Because your smile is so sweet.

Question: What did the ghost say to its soulmate?

Answer: You are so boo-tiful to me.

Could you please stop getting any hotter?

You’re killing the poor thermometer!

I forgot your name.

Can I call you mine?

You must be a camera!

Every time I see you, I just can’t help but smile.

Do you want to know what mood I’m in right now?

Pizza! Well, more like I’m in the mood for a PIZZA you.

We must be cats,

because I’m FELINE a connection between us.