1. Do old-time hockey players get gerihat-tricks?

2. You know what the young chicken said the old, “You’re no spring chicken!”

3. How are stars like false teeth?

They both come out at night!

4. You know you’re getting older when…

you have a party and the neighbors don’t even realize it.

5. You’re not getting older,

you’re just becoming a classic!

6. You know you are old when you stop growing at both ends and start growing in the middle.

7. You know you are old when almost everything hurts, and what doesn’t hurt doesn’t work.