With a month left before 2020 comes to an end, we’re lucky we survived. Not even the best fortune teller has comes close to predicting what would happen to us this year. Covid, lockdowns, social distancing, panic buying, riots – the list goes on. And while it’s not a laughing matter, we know that we’ll lose our sense of humor if we don’t give ourselves a laugh this year.
Here we’ve compiled 10 jokes and memes that describes what 2020 was like.
I was in the bank the other day when three men wearing masks burst in. Thank goodness they were only there to rob the place.
Time Traveller entering 2020: “Has the disaster happened yet?” Me: “Which one?”
Chris: “When we go to the supermarket I always make my girlfriend wear a mask.”
John: “Why, is she contagious?”
Chris: “Nup, just ugly.”
Son: “Mum, Mum, I have to cough.”
Mother: “Well make sure you cover it with a fart.”
I’d tell you a coronavirus joke but you’d have to wait two weeks to get it.
Every time I went to the shops, I filled my trolley to the top with toilet paper and flour.
Unfortunately, I found out they don’t make for a very nice cake.
Doc Brown to Marty McFly in Back to the Future 3:
“Whatever you do Marty, do not go back to 2020.”
Wife to husband, “You can’t go to work in your pyjamas.”
“Why not?” he replies, “I have for months.”
“Yes, but now you’re going to the office.”
With hair salons, nail salons and beauty salons closed,
it’s going to get ugly out there.
“What did you think about the 2020 disaster?”
“Could you narrow it down a little?”
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