Chances are you have encountered a Karen in your life. Karen is a pejorative term for someone who is referencing a specific middle-class woman who shows behaviors that stem from privilege. A common Karen is a white woman who uses her privilege to demand her on way to the expense of others.

Still not sure what a Karen is? Below are hilarious jokes that define what a Karen is all about.

How many Karens did it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One.

She just holds the lightbulb in the socket and expects the rest of the world to revolve around her.

A Jew, an Hindu and Karen survive a plane crash in the woods

They walk together trough the woods throughout the day and into the night looking for help.

At last, they find a little wooden house with a lit window and a barn next to it.

The Jewish man says:

“Finally, someone who can help us! Let’s ask the owner if we can stay the night and pick up our search in the morning”

They knock on the door and an old man answers

They explain the situation, and the old man says:

“I’ll be glad to have you stay the night, I even have a roast in my oven which is way too big for me to eat alone. Please come in.”

The three explain their journey and misfortunes to the old man while they enjoyed a nice warm meal.

When it is time to sleep, the old man says:

“Alright, my friends, I’m off to bed. There are only two other beds in the guest bedroom, so one of you will have to sleep in the barn, which is nice, warm and cozy.”

The Jewish man promptly says:

“Don’t worry, I’ll sleep in the barn and you two enjoy the comfortable beds in here.”

And off he goes to the barn.

Five minutes later, knocking is heard on the old man’s door. He answers.

“I’m sorry, guys. I would gladly sleep in the barn, but there is a pig in there, and, in my religion, pigs are considered dirty creatures, and not kosher, so I cannot sleep in the presence of it. One of you two will have to go in my stead.”

“I’ll go, it’s no hassle, I’ll go”, says the Hindu.

Five more minutes pass, and again there’s knocking on the door.

“I’m sorry too, guys. There is a cow in there, and in my religion they are most sacred creatures, and I am not worthy of sleeping in the presence of one. I can’t sleep in there.”

“Ugh, fine.” Says Karen, ”If you can’t bring yourselves to be gentlemen and leave a bed for this lady here, I guess I’ll have to go sleep in the barn. But I swear this will not be the end of it, you two owe me.”

And off she goes.

Five minutes later, again, knocking.

‘Twas the pig and the cow.

Karen goes to the psychic…

“Two men, Bob and Carl, both want to marry me. Who will be the lucky one?”

“You will marry Bob. Carl will be the lucky one.”

Karens husband dies…

Karens husband dies. After a few days, she starts missing him, so she buys an Ouija board and contacts her husband.

Karen: Honey, can you listen to me?

Husband: Yes

Karen: Are you happy in afterlife?

Husband: Yes

Karen: Is it better than your life on earth?

Husband: Yes

Karen: Nice. So how’s heaven?

Husband: Who said I’m in heaven?

All lives matter is the new Karen line

If you think I’m wrong I’ll speak to your manager

Karen was an ugly woman who never had a boyfriend. She had enough and decided to go to a psychic for help.

“Honey!” said the psychic, “You will not have luck with love in this life. But after death, you will be a much desired woman and all the men will fall at your feet.”

She left so happy and excited at this idea that she jumped off the highway bridge. As she went over she thought to herself “the sooner I die, the sooner my next life begins.”

Incredibly though Karen didn’t die! She fell on the back of a truck full of bananas. As she slowly regained consciousness she started touching her surroundings to get her bearings. Suddenly, with a huge smile on her face, she shouted “GENTLEMEN, GENTLEMEN, PLEASE! ONE AT A TIME!”

Karen walks into a library

She goes to the librarian says,
“I want a Big Mac and a Coke please”

Librarian looks at her puzzled and says
“This is a library Miss”

Karen replied,
“Oh yes sorry”
(whispers) ‘I want a Big Mac and a Coke please’

5 gangsters calmly walk into a bar.

Immediately, a Karen rushes up to them and starts yelling at them to get out.

“What are you doing!?” yells the bartender. “They haven’t even been here for two minutes!”

“Well,” the Karen retorts. “I’ve heard that 5G’s are bad for the environment!”

“I think Karen has dyslexia.”

“Why do you say that?”

“We put a nativity scene in town square, and she demanded to see the manager.”

An elderly couple are making their funeral arrangements.

They get to choose what is engraved on each other’s headstones.
Husband says, “Here lies Karen. Quiet at last”
Wife says, “Here lies Kevin, stiff at last”