Is there any humor more satisfying than dad jokes? We don’t think so. Because dad jokes aren’t your ordinary joke. They are complex, multi-faceted, but the core of these types of jokes is that they are desperately uncool that you’re not even sure if you want to laugh or grimace.

Here are some of the classic dad jokes we’ve compiled.

1. When does a joke become a dad joke? When it becomes apparent.

2. I think my wife is putting glue on my antique weapons collection. She denies it but I’m sticking to my guns!

3. How do you tell the difference between a bull and a milk cow? It is either one or the utter.

4. I never buy pre-shredded cheese. Because doing it yourself is grate.

5. What did the policeman say to his belly button? You’re under a vest!

6. Which U.S. state is famous for its extra-small soft drinks? Minnesota!

7. A Vicks VapoRub truck overturned on the highway this morning. Amazingly, there was no congestion for eight hours!

8. I’m addicted to collecting vintage Beatles albums. I need Help!

9. I have a great joke about nepotism. But I’ll only tell it to my kids.

10. If an English teacher is convicted of a crime and doesn’t complete the sentence, is that a fragment?

11. One of my favorite memories as a kid was when my brothers used to put me inside a tire and roll me down a hill. They were Goodyears!

12. What do you call a fake noodle? An Impasta!

13. If two vegans get in a fight, is it still considered a beef?

14. I don’t really call for funerals that start before noon. I guess I’m just not a mourning person!

15. What did the Ranch say when someone opened the refrigerator door? “Close the door, I’m dressing!”

16. Why did the math book look so sad? Because of all of its problems!

17. I’ve been bored recently so I’ve decided to take up fencing. The neighbors said they will call the police unless I put it back.

18. Why do trees seem suspicious on sunny days? They just seem a little shady!