Alright, so we’re in this thang for the long haul:

Take my quarantine, please.

It looks like quarantine humor will be the humor of 2020, at least in the social media, meme etc…world.

Just when you were getting sick of them, more come, it doesn’t stop.

It’s madness, I tellya, Madness!

And what’s with this sentimental shit, right?

Is it me or are People loving more, reaching out.

Well we’re all at home, you can’t escape the phone calls.

No excuses to avoid calls from 6th grade friends who want to “touch base”.

And the high school graduation photos on Facebook?

Yeah we know you were a dork, okay, now it’s official! 

Congratulations!

Perfect Freedom vs Perfect Health. We can’t have both.

Will the handshake survive?
Are hugs that necessary?
Ban the high five!

Today’s plan is to eat garlic and put on my mask and breathe and smile loudly!