10 Jokes that Will Make You Feel Old
1. You know you’re getting old when you wake up with that morning-after feeling, and you didn’t do anything the night before. 2. Don’t worry about avoiding temptation. As you grow older, it will avoid…
1. You know you’re getting old when you wake up with that morning-after feeling, and you didn’t do anything the night before. 2. Don’t worry about avoiding temptation. As you grow older, it will avoid…
1. Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears! 2. Do you know what my shirt is made of? Boyfriend/girlfriend material? 3. For some reason, I was feeling a little…
The Talking Horse A talking horse walks into a bar and approaches the manager. “Excuse me, good sir,” the horse says, “are you hiring?” The manager looks the horse up and down and says, “Sorry,…
Today I shocked the mailman by coming to the door naked. I don’t know what freaked him out more, the fact that I was naked or that I knew where he lived. A mailman notices…
He who hesitates, masturbates. Dry land is not a myth. I’ve seen it. Kevin Costner. Waterworld. I don’t know what the big fuss is about. I saw that movie nine times. It rules! My teacher…