Me and my wife know the secret to a happy Marriage…

Twice a week we go to a nice restaurant.

She goes Mondays I go Fridays.

An engaged man asked his father for advice for a long and happy marriage…

Dad, you and Mom have been happily married for 28 years now. How do you do it?

“That’s easy son, when your Mom and I first got married, we made a deal. She would make all the little decisions, and I would make all the big decisions. “

Hey, that sounds like a good arrangement. But how do you decide what’s a big decision, and what’s a little decision?

“Oh, there hasn’t been any big decisions yet.”

The Happy Marriage

A man and woman had been married for more than 60 years. They had shared everything. They had talked about everything. They had kept no secrets from each other except that the little old woman had a shoe box in the top of her closet that she had cautioned her husband never to open or ask her about.<br>
For all of these years, he had never thought about the box, but one day the little old woman got very sick and the doctor said she would not recover.

In trying to sort out their affairs, the little old man took down the shoe box and took it to his wife’s bedside. She agreed that it was time that he should know what was in the box. When he opened it, he found two crocheted dolls and a stack of money totalling $95,000.

He asked her about the contents.
‘When we were to be married,’ she said, ‘ my grandmother told me the secret of a happy marriage was to never argue. She told me that if I ever got angry with you, I should just keep quiet and crochet a doll.’

The little old man was so moved; he had to fight back tears. Only two Precious dolls were in the box. She had only been angry with him two Times in all those years of living and loving. He almost burst with Happiness.

‘Honey,’ he said, ‘that explains the doll, but what about all of this money? Where did it come from?’

‘Oh,’ she said, ‘that’s the money I made from selling the dolls.’

Always remember that the key to a happy marriage is to use those three magic words.

You’re right dear.

25 years married, and not a single argument

Recently in Bangalore a couple celebrated their 25th marriage anniversary…

They had become famous in the city for not having a single conflict in their 25 years of married life. Media gathered at the occasion to find out the secret of their happy going marriage.

NDTV corespondent was very curious to know the secret and asked the husband:

“Sir. It’s amazingly unbelievable. How did you make this possible? “

Husband: “We are a happy couple since marriage, thanks to our honeymoon trip to Shimla.”

NDTV: “Sir, tell us about it so that all couples can also be happy like you.”

Finally husband agreed to reveal the secret of the happy marriage.

“For our honeymoon” recalling his old honeymoon days husband said, “We had been to Shimla (a hill station). The day after we both went for a horse ride. My horse was pretty okay but the horse on which my wife was riding seemed to be a crazy one. On the way that horse jumped up suddenly, making my wife topple over. Recovering her position from the ground, she patted the horse’s back and said “This is your first time”.

She again got on the horse and continued with the ride. After a while, it happened again. This time she again was calm and said “This is your second time”
and continued.

When the horse dropped her a third time, she just took out a revolver from her purse and shot the horse dead !!

I shouted at my wife: “What did you do you psycho. You killed the poor animal. Are you crazy?”

She gave a silent look and said: “This is your first time!!!”

That’s it. We are happy ever after…