Q: What do rabbits say before they eat?

A: Lettuce pray.

What do you call 100 rabbits walking backwards?

A receding hare line.

A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit in the woods.

The bear turns to the rabbit and asks do you have any problems with shit sticking to your fur and the rabbit says no So the bear wipes his ass with the rabbit

What is a rabbit’s favorite type of jewelry?

Carats

Q. What do you get if you put hot water down a rabbit hole?

A. Hot cross bunnies!!!

Q: What do you call a happy rabbit?

A: An Hop-timist.

Q: Does the Easter Bunny like baseball?

A:Oh, yes. He’s a rabbit fan!

Q: What do you get when you find a rabbit with no hair?

A: A hairless hare!

Q: Where do rabbits work?

A: At IHOP restaurants!

Q: Why did the bunny say to the duck?

A: You quack me up!