Q: What do you call a dog magician?

A: A labracadabrador.

It was the end of the day when I parked my police van in front of the station. As I gathered my equipment, my K-9 partner, Jake, was barking and I saw a little boy staring in at me. “Is that a dog you got back there?” he asked. “It sure is,” I replied. Puzzled, the boy looked at me and then toward the back of the van. Finally he said, “What’d he do?”

Q: Why are dogs like phones?

A: Because they have collar IDs.

Q: What did the hungry Dalmation say when he had some kibble?

A: That hit the spot!

Q: What type of markets do dogs avoid?

A: Flea markets!

It was the end of the day when I parked my police van in front of the station. As I gathered my equipment, my K-9 partner, Jake, was barking and I saw a little boy staring in at me. “Is that a dog you got back there?” he asked. “It sure is,” I replied. Puzzled, the boy looked at me and then toward the back of the van. Finally he said, “What’d he do?”

Q: What did the dog say to the tree?

A: Bark.

Q: What did the dog say to the sandpaper?

A: Ruff!

Q: What happens when it rains cats and dogs?

A: You can step in a poodle.

Q: What is a dog’s favorite city?

New Yorkie!

Q: Why did the poor dog chase his tail?

A: He was trying to make both ends meet

Q: What did the skeleton say to the puppy?

A: Bone Appétit!