We all need a laugh from time to time, especially our kids. To keep your children smiling especially during these times of crisis here are 12 of the best jokes for little ones.
Why did the baby cross the road?
To get to the whine shop!
How do you stop a bull from charging?
You take away it’s credit card!
Where does a rat go when it has a toothache?
To the rodentist.
How do they answer the phone at the paint shop?
Yellow!
Why did the woman become an archaeologist?
Because her career was in ruins.
What did the lunchbox say to the banana?
You really have appeal.
What does a cloud wear?
Thunderwear!
Why is it so windy inside an arena?
All those fans.
Why should you never trust a pig with a secret?
Because it’s bound to squeal.
Why should you never trust a pig with a secret?
Because it’s bound to squeal.
Why did they stop doing tests at the zoo?
Because it was full of cheetahs!
What is orange and sounds like a parrot?
A carrot!
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