Breaking up with someone is never an easy thing. That is why people around you will try their best to give support and understanding to help you move on.

But you know what? It’s not just your family and friends that can heal you during a breakup. The internet can also help to ease the pain like for instance these top 10 breakup jokes we’ve compiled to laugh your hearts out.

Wife gets a text from husband saying “I think we should break up.”

The wife, very confused, says to the husband, “You know I live with you. If you wanted to separate, you could have walked over and told me.”

The husband replies, “Sorry babe. Wrong person.”

Why did the bread break up with the cheese?

Because she wasn’t Gouda enough for him!

Why did the strict grammar teachers break up?

He forgot to use a colon, she missed a period, they both hated contractions, and when they think of their future life, it’s only a parent they see.

He forgot to use a colon, she missed a period, they both hated contractions, and when they think of their future life, it’s only a parent they see.

My girlfriend told me if I use any more chess terminology, she’ll break up with me

“Check,” I said.

She moved out the next day.

“Checkmate,” I said.

I had to break up with my neurosurgeon girlfriend

She was messing with my head

My gf works for the government but just delivered the message to me that she wants to break up…

Guess she’s now my Fed Ex…

Santa and Mrs. Claus have decided to break up

However, finding a divorce lawyer at the North Pole is next to impossible, so instead they got a semicolon.

They’re great at separating independent Clauses.

My girlfriend said she wants to break up with me because im too childish

i said please give me another chance
she said “no, we’re through, done, finished, end of, period.
so i started laughing
she said “what are u laughing for?”
i said “hehe, you said period”

‘How to break up with your girlfriend: a two step process’

Step 1: take off your glasses

Step 2: say: ‘I’m afraid I can’t see you anymore!’

A man wanted to break up with his long-term girlfriend

Marcus decided to do this when they were going to have a dinner night with both of their parents.

When the night came, he cleared his throat before mustering up the courage to say,

“Angela, I believe that we need to break up. I’m sorry, but it just isn’t working out between us anymore.”

“How can you say that, Marcus?!” Angela replied. “Don’t you remember everything that we went through together?!”

Angela then asks her father who’s next to her, “Dad, when Marcus here was getting stressed-out from university, was I there for him?”

“Yes,” he replied.

“And mom, when he had a hard time finding a job for the longest time, was I there for him?”

“Yes honey,” the mother replied.

Angela then turned to Marcus’ parents,

“Mrs. Fletcher, when Marcus got evicted from his apartment and had nowhere else to go, was I there for him?”

“Why yes, Angela. Yes you were.”

“And Mr. Fletcher, when your son got in that accident and had a broken leg for months, was I there for him?”

Mr. Fletcher silently nodded.

“See?” Angela said to Marcus.

Marcus, completely shocked by her reply, turns to his father.

“Dad, what do you think?”

After pondering everything that had been said, the father replied,

“I think this woman is bad luck.”