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Funny jokes about love can make awkward moments much more comfortable, and a lot better. Corny love jokes are no different. These one-liner corny jokes are so bad, they might be actually good. Whether you are meeting someone for the first time (…er maybe not), going on for quite some time, or have been dating for years these corny jokes would make your significant other either look at you in disgust, or crack the loudest laugh you’ve ever heard.

Check out these 30 corny love jokes:

1. Love is getting mad at someone, telling that person to go to hell, and hoping that they get there safely.
2. We must both be subatomic particles because I feel this strong force between the two of us.
3. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Pauline. Pauline, who? I think I’m Pauline in love with you.
4. Love is not having to hold in your gas anymore.
5. Love is when I walk to the other side of the classroom to sharpen my pen just so I can see her. And then I realize that I am holding a pen.
6. A husband and wife are drinking wine at home. The wife says, “I love you.” The husband asks if that is her or the wine talking. She replies, “It’s me talking to the wine.”
7. If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and me together.
8. Why should you never marry a tennis player? Because love means nothing to them!
9. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Amish. Amish, who? Aw, Amish you too!
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11. Do you like Mexican food? Cause I want to wrap you in my arms and make you my BAE-RITTO.
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13. You’re so sweet, you’re giving me a toothache.
14. My boyfriend and I met on the internet. My mother asked him what line he used on me and my boyfriend replied, “I just used a modem.”
15. I’m no photographer, but I can picture us together
16. You must be a broom, ’cause you just swept me off my feet.
17. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Candice. Candice, who? Candice be love that I am feeling right now?
18. If I were a cat, I’d spend all 9 lives with you.
19. Do you like vegetables because I love you from my head tomatoes.
20. Do you have a bandage? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.
21. I want to spend the rest of my life trying to get out of debt with you.
22. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Olive. Olive, who? Olive you, and I don’t care who knows it.
23. Are you a florist? Cause ever since I met you, my life has been rosy.
24. Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk past again?
25. Let’s commit the perfect crime together. I’ll steal your heart and you can steal mine.
26. Forget about the butterflies. When I am with you, I feel the whole zoo.
27. Is your name Dunkin? Because I Donut want to spend another day without you.
28. What did the patient with the broken leg say to their doctor? Hey doc, I have a crutch on you.
29. Are you a cat? Cause you are purrrfect.
30. Even though there aren’t any stars out tonight, you’re still shining like one.