Because the news is so funny, our new segment called BREAKING NEWS will begin today with this nugget:

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/misuse-911/ohioan-claimed-her-pussy-was-ablaze-701438?fbclid=IwAR3qWsElgAm4muDr-j7CAzoHrXSdQM5geVEtie3_dPH1ZDfFwz5C–63ESQ

There really should be a sports team called The Praying Mantises.  

https://www.tmz.com/2020/05/07/praying-mantis-kills-eats-murder-hornet/?fbclid=IwAR3xBDDVa_i0JQk0MtXXRXzVyswL6EAECAOGlNdWz1ga3YdYQEsstBb10Pk