Who doesn’t?
I love wearing my mask after eating black licorice.
May 2020
This is one of the drawbacks of Quarantine
One of the real drawbacks of this quarantine is that you have no work or see anybody, so all your grooming duties go by the wayside. Ear hair, eyebrow hair is growing long and crazy….
Be Careful What You Say
Well, they’ve added three months to all of us staying home, and wearing masks when going out. One piece of advice: Be Careful What You Say when you’re wearing a mask. Nobody knows when you’re…
No Progress on my Todo List
Well it seems like it’s winding down here in Los Angeles. More people going to work. Less cars in my condo complex parking lot. I looked at my To Do List that I made in…
BREAKING NEWS!
Because the news is so funny, our new segment called BREAKING NEWS will begin today with this nugget: http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/misuse-911/ohioan-claimed-her-pussy-was-ablaze-701438?fbclid=IwAR3qWsElgAm4muDr-j7CAzoHrXSdQM5geVEtie3_dPH1ZDfFwz5C–63ESQ There really should be a sports team called The Praying Mantises. https://www.tmz.com/2020/05/07/praying-mantis-kills-eats-murder-hornet/?fbclid=IwAR3xBDDVa_i0JQk0MtXXRXzVyswL6EAECAOGlNdWz1ga3YdYQEsstBb10Pk
Part 2
Part 2 I’m no conspiracy theorist, but let’s think about this. Besides our enemies (China, etc…), who gains from this never ending quarantine? Has anyone looked into Jenny Craig or Weight Watchers?
May I?
May 1, 2020. May Day. May I? Some of you are out there wearing your mask only over your mouth and not your nose. THERE IS NO POINT TO THAT. Think! That is all. No,…
